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You take a long hard gander at the SAPROPHYTIC HORRORTERROR REPLICA at the center of your respiteblock. Man these things are so damned sweet. You're thinking of getting one of the functional sparring ones that spit fire and acid like the genuine article, but you're not totally sure if you're ready for that yet.

You're also worried that the caustic burn capabilities might prevent you from taking your signature CAP-NAPS. Among the few who are aware that this thing doubles as your recuperacoon, and who have an inexplicable familiarity with human analogues for troll things, which would be both impossible and pointless in this universe, it could be likened to the all too coveted RACECAR BED. And, much like a racecar bed, your recuperacoon would be somewhat harder to use if it was spewing brimstone and vitriol at you.

To be honest, with all these CAP-NAPS on HUMONGOUS FUNGAL REPLICAS that are also COVETED RACECAR BED ANALOGUES, one might think you're a bit of a cool guy. The kind who might refrain from double back fulls off the tip of the handling apparatus. And just. Play it cool. One might think that, that is, if you weren't nigh constantly embarassing yourself.

Soliop: Resist urge to demonstrate this fault