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You are A YOUNG AND SPUNKY ADOLESCENT OLIVEBLOODED FREAK named GEGEON IMITIS
You consider yourself a scientist, spending an abundance of your free time performing GROTESQUE DISSECTIONS AND EXPERIMENTS on a WIDE VARIETY OF VARMINTS AND HOMUNCULI which you like to ORDER ONLINE or CAPTURE. Most of your friends view this practice as RATHER UNSAVORY, however you pay them little mind as any true scientist would do.
You take pride in your NEAR EFFORTLESS PROWESS IN SURVIVAL, which you have gained over the years living in the IRRATIONALLY AND INTOLERABLY COLD REGION you call home.
You are a DOGSHIT SONGWRITER and are urged by most to QUIT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
You commune with most of your friends on your EXTREMELY HAUNTED PERSONAL COMPUTER. Through this apparitional device, you express yourself socially by ACTING PURPOSEFULLY DULL and INTENTIONALLY DRAWING OUT FRUITLESS ARGUMENTS. Your trolltag is roadkilledAutopsy and you speak in a manner that is intended to |-[of(Fe)r your deep k(No)wled(Ge) of t(He) (Sc)ien(Ce)s]---